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Siberian Yeti

As Reported in the news recently, scientists have supposedly found real evidence of the existence of a hairy bipedal creature known as the Siberian Yeti. Researchers are claiming they are 96% sure that the fabled Russian version of the Abominable Snowman lives in the Kemerovo region of Siberia. a group of  scientists set out for the remote mountainous area in search of the elusive being. and it didn’t take very long for them to issue a statement on the official Kemerovo website stating they had found “footprints, a probable den and various markers that Yetis mark their territory with.”

They concluded that the artifacts gave them 96% proof of the existence of Yeti in the Kemerovo region. Some possible Yeti hair samples reportedly found in the region will be analyzed in a laboratory to determine their origin.

The jury is still out on the case but our own Trent “Yetiman” Mullen was on site for a comment. “This doesn’t seem to be any more than a group of inexperienced field researchers finding some hair of undetermined origin and calling it Bigfoot hair.  there is no proof here that would hold up zoologically. additionally, I can attest personally that there is no way these people could find the lair of the yeti.”

Skeptics point out that the area of Siberia that’s allegedly home to the yeti legend helps promote tourism. In fact, opening day of the ski season is known as the “Day of the Yeti” — an attempt to bring in more skiers to the area.

people making money off of the Yeti? ….nahhh